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expecto_my_arse's InsaneJournal:
| Friday, April 1st, 2011 | |
| 10:27 pm | Letter, unsigned, left on the desk in Graveside Cottage, Gravesend Dexter--do you have any idea why I look like my own mother? If there's something weird going on here, it must be your fault! This is just...unnatural. My robes aren't even tattered! She always kept hers pressed! I'm going to go out and slash them with a scythe and if I don't start looking like myself again, I'm going to find a human and I won't be kissing him on the cheek like Mother used to do. Current Mood:  weird |
| Friday, October 8th, 2010 | |
| 8:22 pm | Note Left Under Scythe on Kitchen Table Noelle--I hope you weren't fond of that scarf-- I came off my shift and found the wretched thing tangled up in my robes, climbing up my torso, bound for parts unknown, and I do mean parts! I had to cut it pretty much to ribbons to get it to let go of, you know, Little Demi. I think even the tatters were trying to get fresh--suggest we burn them, asap, unless you think that boy Dexter is responsible. Somehow. |
| Thursday, April 1st, 2010 | |
| 9:03 pm | Howler To Dexter Dementer WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, BOY? WHY IS EVERYONE TELLING ME TO HAVE A NICE DAY? and when will it stop, oh god, I don't want to have a nice day--ever! |
| Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 | |
| 10:20 pm | Draft 44...or 45 Strong masculine fingers touched the... The what? The um...oh I know... the core of Delia's lady parts... No, that won't work. Noelle hates it when I call them that. Okay, let me switch to the bloke's what do you call it, POV... Derrick took his sword of manliness in his long pale bony fingers... Okay, yeah, that's good. Oh wait, which entrance do mortals use? Front, right? There was a moment when their souls touched, bonded and devoured each other, slurping and sucking out the juicy bits-- Wait, where's that backspace thingy?-- --when their souls become as one-- Yech. Sounds unhygienic. When is that deadline for the first draft of this? Oh. Okay, back to writing. |
| Thursday, October 8th, 2009 | |
| 9:10 pm | Scribbled Note, Tied Around Baby Diefer's Wrist Noelle, Looks like I'll have to postpone our date night tonight. Sorry I couldn't wait until you got home--I just glided by the cottage to pick up that set of old keys little Deirdre dragged out of that mausoleum--one of them looked just the right size for a tea caddy--toffs are buried with such odd things, aren't they? Anyway, you won't believe the mess the fool boy and that dizzy wife of his have gotten into now. I'm heading up to the wizard's school. If we can't figure out how to get Sybill back to her normal size, would you mind making up a drawer for her with some nice fluffy flannels? And maybe a thimbleful of tea? She'll probably need it after riding in Dexter's pocket. Boy can't move without doing one of those crazy leaps of his. Don't forget to send a bat to the babysitter--we're on for tomorrow night for sure. Your Demi |
| Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 | |
| 8:09 pm | Letter on Cirque D'Mentor Stationery ( Dear Noelle ) |
| Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 | |
| 10:24 pm | Note to Madame Malkin, c/o M. Malkin's Robes for All Occasions Madame, Might I trouble you to open your shop after hours? I wouldn't ask, but as I will explain, my need is dire. My young daughter accidently got ahold of Yours in greatest gratitude, A. Dementor |
| Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 | |
| 8:01 pm | Rat Post To To Dance To Dream Magazine Dear sirs, I'm writing to let you know the discovery of an amazing new talent in the dance world--myself! I awoke this morning absolutely riveted to the mirror, stunned to discover my sheer athleticism and grace! I'm sure you'll want to profile me. I'm thinking cover story. Looking forward to the opportunity to perform for you! You should see my interpretive dance entitled Ballad of the Exxon Valdez! Yours in the shared joy of the dance, Dexter Dementor, esq. |
| Saturday, October 20th, 2007 | |
| 2:59 pm | Reply Bat: That Damn Fool Boy Dexter! Put down all those fripperies and get your arse to that baby! You damn well know mortals don't know a thing about dem-lattos! I'm going there myself to see if I can help. You'd better be there before I get there! Your exasperated uncle, Demi |
| Monday, October 15th, 2007 | |
| 10:04 pm | Private Post: The Malfoy Kid Didn't know where else to take the Malfoy kid so I wrapped him in my cloak and brought him back home. Noelle wanted to hose him off but he looked a little peaked, so I sat him down on the sofa and got some food--some of Mom's special cookies--into him then let Noelle try to talk to him. She's pretty good with most humans, being one herself and all that. Tried to put in a few words about people he knows, that sour faced bloke of his and the Potter kid. When I told him Potter lives with him, he went sort of green. Well, maybe that was Mom's cookies. Hmm, he's been in the loo an awful long time. |
| 9:31 pm | Fast Bat Post: Harry Potter Potter, Got that Malfoy kid at my digs out near the cemetary. Found him in the ruins of the museum. Noelle's trying to calm him down--he's a little loopy and I don't think me being around him is helping, if you know what I mean. Want him back? --Demi |
| 8:43 pm | Private Post: On Patrol Doesn't it just figure that on those long nights when all you want is an easy patrol and a long think about what mischief that boy, Dexter, had got up to lately when I hear something down in the old basement. It was the Malfoy kid, only he's covered in dust and rubble like he's crawled out of some grave. I tried to find out what the hell he was doing down there, what with the old soul trap down there and he gave out a kind of a yelp and hid. It was like he didn't recognize me. Huh. Kinda thought I was the type that was hard to forget. Wonder if I should call the Potter kid, what with him and me being new best friends and all? |